EuCHO0.NET - (^(0o)^) The Pigatory

I AM NOT TRYING TO RAISE MY VOICE..

"Welcome to our 24-hour fitness center. Only members are allowed to use the escalators. Thank you!"

Bush is scary..

Mighty mouse brings the term bashing to an all new level..

Bingo!

The Five Mouseketeers.. One for all.. All for one..

Sad fate.. what happens during retrenchment.. of an evil henchman..

A customer takes his seat at a restaurant to find his table laid with a plate, a crooked fork but without a spoon..
Customer: "Waiter! My fork is bent and could you get me a spoon to go with it?"
Waiter: "At your service, Sir. I'll see if there's a bent spoon to go with your fork."